Aspiring adult, loving human. What's your story?

I want to meet someone who will introduce me to new things, adore (or put up with) my wacky moods and keep me in line. Very important: a man whose profile does not include a shirtless photo or a photo of him with his car. Not my type. I am looking for a man who is confident. Someone who likes to play but can keep it real. Not a player. I’m looking for someone who’s intelligent and funny, beautiful and patient. Someone who is loyal and makes me feel safe. I would like a man who can surprise me every now and then. A man who will support me, tell me if I’m wrong and will want me to do the same to him.